January 2012
i’m all about writing long heartfelt messages to people
NEWSFLASH!
friedrich-august-hayek:
GOP candidate Newt Gingrich isn’t actually a human. Recent tests have revealed he is actually some sort of dog. A Corgi Beagle mix to be exact.
American citizens, think long and hard do you really want a DOG to be the leader of your country?
It’s your choice 2012
The REAL Newt
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man ratatat is really good i dont know why i didnt start listening to them like a year ago
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2011: 6.4/10, might live in again
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2011 was pretty cool
i guess
aishahugs:
wow it’s not 2012 here yet jerks. spoiler warnings anyone??
December 2011
goodson:
talking about poop really brings people together
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jmimy:
“this is waka flocka LAME” i said as my parents told me i couldnt drink on new years eve
youngstero:
I wonder if justin bieber would like me
kindlesong:
kpop
ha-502:
hey isn’t star wars and star trek just movies about stars?
bonercaution:
My daughter left the toilet lid up again… could my daughter be a Gamer Girl?
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is there some secret to flying planes in video games cause over my entire life ive never been able to do it
all i want to do is turn a little bit to the side but then it turns to the side kind of and i cant even control it
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ive been awake for 7 hours
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2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
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okonokos:
20 wine coolers
#whitegirlwasted
kindlesong:
noel’s “Niggas in Paris Seven Times” just sounds like Jay-Z arguing with himself
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hey im really bored
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
The Fall of Troy - Sledgehammer
Hot Cross - Throw Collars To The Wind
Bravo Fucking Bravo - The Vixens
Ghostlimb - Bearing and Distance
Beck - Readymade
La Dispute - The Castle Builders
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Dan Deacon, obviously. He’s great. 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to...
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REBLOG if your icon is actually you.
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you’re a bitch
i really don’t like it when you exist
Kid Cudi gets too high.
rapindustryfanfiction:
Kid Cudi was ready to run the gamut tonight. The gamut of pot. He had his bong laid out, plus a plate of weed brownies, plus his gas mask bong thingy that he had first seen in Knocked Up. He was gonna get so high, dude. So. High.
He took his first hit off of the bong, navigated his browser to megaupload.com, and found an illegal stream of The Sitter, starring Jonah...
calmgiant:
Ah the multiple uses of menstrual blood
That is so 2008
mutantcalories asked: really great tumblr name